WebMD says US gymnasts, Ramirez could have cellulitis issues

If you're like me, then last night's good times came to a sudden hault when Aramis Ramirez had to leave the game with lower body injury.

Accopanied with my confusion over how Bob Howry still pitches in baseball and how little woman flip themselves around on a 4-inch beam (yeah, I was doing a little channel-hopping), I was quite paranoid that some higher power had struck again by injuring one of our most clutch players.

Yeah, you heard me...I'm talking about you (points to the sky with rage).

Anyway, team doctors have diagnosed A-Ram with a hip contusion (AKA hip pointer) and have listed his status as day-to-day. But this quote really had me questioning them...

"I couldn't breathe down there," Ramirez said. "I thought it was real serious, because I couldn't breathe, but I'm good now."

Now I'm no doctor, but when you can't breathe, that's probably not good. 

Since things are never what they seem when it comes to the Cubs with injuries (do I even need to give you an example), I decided to look up what exactly a hip contusion is.

According to my insider sources...

"A hip pointer is an injury is to the iliac crest, the bony prominence that can be felt along the waist line. When someone sustains a hip pointer injury, the bone and overlying muscle can be bruised. In more serious cases of hip pointer, the hit can be so severe that a fracture of the bone results. While the treatment may not change, a fracture will likely cause a delay in healing and more painful symptoms."

So it looks like everything is going to be OK, but just to have all of our bases covered, the other possible injuries that Aramis according to WebMD, errrrrr, the Surgeon General include:

Fractured hip, Hematoma, Tendintis, Abscess, and...way for it...Cellulitis.

Breaking news! Aramis hurt!

This just in from like, an hour ago! 

Aramis Ramirez left the game earlier today with a hip contusion, which happened in the 5th.

...erm, that's about all I've got, except that he's listed as Day to Day, which is very similar to my personal philosophy on my drinking habit.  Ahem.  Go Cubs. 

A friendly wager

Over the past 28 days - a number conveniently chosen because Baseball Reference lists it on the splits page - has hit, or really has not hit, .149/.233/.324. That's called "slugging Ryan Theriot's batting average," folks. Even Ryan Theriot does better than that.

This has officially freaked out a segment of the Cubs fanbase. People are also freaking out about Derrek Lee again - even though I asked them not to - because he's hitting .143/.143/.190 since the All-Star Break. (Incidently, Lee's overall seasonal line improved since I wrote that post.)

I'm going to, admittedly, go out on a slight limb here. This is a wager that is open to all other Cubs blogers, including the other Riders. (And if any, say, Brewers or Reds bloggers are interested in the bet, that'd be fine, too. Open to Cubs beat writers, too!)

I have Lee projected at .306/.382/.521 for the rest of the season, or a wOBA of .390. Similarly, Ramirez is projected to hit .288/.368/.523, wOBA of .384. (I'm using the Marcels, not the ZiPS, which in this case makes almost no difference at all.)

The bet, as it stands right now, is that over the next 30 days - so between tonight's game and the game against the Nationals on August 23rd - Aramis Ramirez will hit within one standard deviation of his projected wOBA or above. In order for the bet to to stand, Ramirez has to get at least 80 plate appearances. (Ramirez is on pace for 118 PAs over the next 30 games.) If Ramirez doesn't get 80 PAs during that time period, the bet shifts to Lee and his projected wOBA (within one standard deviation). wOBA is to be calculated using the weights published on Tango's website, and stats used to calculate wOBA for the time period will be from baseball-reference.com

The stakes are as follows - and are only in play if another blogger puts up a matching bet: if Ramirez (or, as a fallback, Lee) fails to do so, I will write a sonnet extolling the virtues of Ryan Theriot as a shortstop, baseball player and human being, to be published on Goat Riders of the Apocalypse no later than September 1st.

Please comment or e-mail me no later than the commencement of the Cubs-Marlins game tomorrow night if you want to be involved in this. Remember - there will be no Ryan Theriot sonnet if somebody doesn't match the bet.

Johnson and Ramirez return, Patterson optioned to Iowa

Via Gordon Wittenmyer's Twitter account. Aramis Ramirez is back with the team and will be batting cleanup; Reed Johnson was activated off the disabled list, with Eric Patterson being optioned to AAA Iowa to make room. Johnson will start tonight in left field.

Cubs Sox Pictures

I went to the game tonight, and brought along the goat camera. See Kurt's write up for the game recap. Here's the pics.

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Geovany Soto fouls one off. See that white streak? That's the baseball.

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How many White Sox does it take to catch a pop fly?

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Carlos Quentin - swing and a miss!

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Javier Vazquez couldn't get the ball over the plate tonight.

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Aramis Ramirez' bat is too hot to handle right now.

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Aramis Ramirez rounds third base after his fourth home run of the series.

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Bobby Howry came in to mop up after eight great Ryan Dempster innings.

Suck it Sox!

A game recap in pictures*.



Click for a big picture of Aramis hitting a home run

* Pictures may be from last year, but the effect is the same.

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